Say, last week the State Duma in two hours nights practiced emergency evacuation on a Moscow metro station (which, as is well known, and very anti-nuclear bunker, and a hundred other bunkers are connected). But eyewitnesses say that the tuple Putin flew to the city centre at the same inopportune time - not to rehearse together with the deputies of the consequences of a nuclear attack? All these rumors, of course, but because of and anxiety that is similar to the truth. Maybe it's teambuilding they just have this, but it may be that the development of coherence in case of the Apocalypse?

Meanwhile, in order better to celebrate the Day of air defense, Theater of the Russian army deployed anti-missile system s-300. In Odintsovo this bright holiday arrives launcher Intercontinental ballistic nuclear missile "Topol". Residents in panic: it really began?

Started citizens. Started! And, judging by how it all started, it started not today and not yesterday.

All of our wise leadership: the Party and the Government, and the President all climbed into the bunker. Went down to one hundred meters, sadraei hatches, uncorked canned reserve, poured himself a brandy and began to scan the surroundings through the periscope. And back to the surface, I think, not going. After all, against our homeland, as you know, is war. Because our homeland is in the ring of enemies. We are trying to strangle! crushing! to samsmith! dismember! and destroy! Retreat to our guide anywhere above Moscow. And to give no one is going. How much canned food, so they won't get through. In war as in war.

Yes. This is it. The pa-ra-noia.

When paranoia also seems that you're in terrible danger hat you threaten. That against you gossip ingenious and devious plot. But the important thing is that you're right and you're the only sober person, and all around or wrong, or just recruited by the Enemy.

And this is exactly the picture session of the UN General Assembly in Crimea and Ukraine. Thank you for our representatives out in the straitjackets are not claimed. Diagnosis to all clear, except for us.

Judge for yourself. Russia brandishing its nuclear missiles in red square every may 9, Russia does not want to believe that the Second world war had ended long ago, Russia desperately seeks out the fascists in all its former republics, Russia world war II recovers and resumes - attacking Ukraine and attaching the Crimea, to - attention! they had no Nazis! Russia then introduces his "militia" - that is, how kind bearded guerrillas from being shot in Russia tons of Movies About the Great Patriotic War in the Soviet, in General, Donbass - so as not to give offense "Bandera" and "the Punisher" from the same infinite Film. Russia, a few glowing and without the nervous atmosphere that promises to turn the West into radioactive ash, buzzing from the West over the ears of nuclear bombers, and the Russian President are expressly submits to the Federal Assembly: Hitler tried us to ruin - did not work! And the West will not work!

Excuse me, what?

West, of course, was sent to the Maidan two Polish Ministers, one Commissioner and the Director of the CIA, but to sponsor Ukrainian fascism - no: we do not have money, we are sorry. And weapons to equip it with the West is not ready: you may want instead of weapon camouflage almost no wear or binoculars?

In General, a War To Destroy Russia is visible only from Russia. And only from the Hopper. From the Hopper in which they all slipped and bitterly, suspicious and looking wildly rest of the world. From there broadcast, splashing saliva in microphones, about the siege, about the clash of civilizations, about the strangulation, dismembering; they think that the West cognive and falling apart. Invent? Not long ago already been invented. In the same Bunker. But the propagandists just dusty old textbooks with shelves removed, which the previous owners of the Bunker left.

Our car never translated into the alternate path. He just ordered a Belgian Agency rebranding and repainted nicer to disguise a peaceful life.

You proved to bring people out of the Bunker, but you cannot make a Bunker out of people. In the Bunker our guide clearer and more comfortable. And - most worryingly - mile Bunker Supermundane world almost every Russian man, Tatar he is there or Chuvash. 86 percent, according to surveys, will be from him and not get out. And at the first alarm with joy rushed these 86 percent back. Home. Here it is, the main result of the year.

Every now stores cereals, everyone is fighting in teleomorph of Teledanmark, everyone sings, "Though there was no war" and every gloomy whispers: "if I was". Invisible front line passes for 86 out of 100 hearts.

About one forget these 86 percent: if war comes tomorrow, if tomorrow campaign, this sort of Bunker places not enough at all. Canned food only on manual prepared. Writes Dmitry Glukhovsky.

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