An unknown author wrote an ironic appeal to Russian President Vladimir Putin announced that on behalf of the mythical women of Odessa Tsilya Zingelschuher.
Dear Vladimir Vladimirovich!
For almost a year as you continue to speak a lot for Odessa, calling her decent words and Manya pulled from historic graves of the sign of Novorossiya. So if you now want to ask the city for sho has been happening lately, don't ask.
Bo Odessa is always there, sho to say. Moreover, sho she never speaks against the wind.
Celia will not tell for all Odessa, but three yards on the Moldavian and the whole fish with a number of Large message for you.
You have many times rubbed us corn your new portrait on your TV when name is Odessa to return to his "Russian world".
You want to say, we sho is cold without your "Russian world"? We not only cold, but don't even want to eat the GOE, which you eat from the TV his people. Odessa didn't want Assen GOE 23 years ago. Why you suddenly decided that the Odessa trade now their chances to travel freely in Israel, America or even into the first Europe, the happiness to sit under sanctions together and sniff prosperous Nizhny Tagil, fragrant Magnitogorsk or progressive Saratov?
Why the people of Odessa to go to your new Council of deputies? Here let us think of even interest.
To trade your oil and gas we pass. Unless we begin to live within the Garden ring? Or will you cut us sites on the ruble? We'll bathe in luxury, as the heroes of Russian TV series? Schaub so we lived there in the Kremlin, sitting and lying.
What you can then give Odessa, what we don't have? To make us the resort? So you already did last resort of brotherly Sukhumi. And today doing the same from the Crimea. Odessa doesn't want the resort to your "Novorossiya", Bo still afraid of the competition. Today from Sukhumi, and tomorrow from the Crimea. We are always happy for your to us tourists. But this does not need to send us the Buryats and the black hundreds. From our climate they can fade in the sun all the tanks. And it was your idea for a new Soviet Union has such a smell, sho pale appearance for her sounds like a compliment.
You put on out there like this wall that the Kiev junta here forces us to speak in Ukrainian. We are here as spoken in Odessa and will be. But if somewhere in the court or in the stands Glad we were forced to give oaths in mova, the better we in Ukraine will be Ukrainian to speak, than in Russia in Russian to be silent. Ukraine's in 2015 year. While Russia is stuck in the forty-fifth, stubbornly crawling in the thirty-seventh.
Ukrainians could laugh that you continue to call them fraternal people. But they resent.
That all Ukrainians can speak Russian, and many do it all the time, doesn't mean they speak the same language.
Russian-speaking Ukrainians have said before in the language Bulgakov, Gogol, Kataeva and Akhmatova. Now they like the language Makarevich, GAFTA, Ryazanov, Basilashvili, Zakharova, Volchek, Myagkova. And we don't like, too as in Russian loudly stopped the Germans.
Odessa Russian is spoken by Ilf and Petrov. Laughing in the language of Babel. Remember the old language Kuprin. Sing language file. Sad language Zhvanetsky.
But Russia hates the language Zhirinovsky. Shits language of Dmitry Kiselyov. Urges to kill language Dugin and Prokhanov. And lying tongue Putin. Our Russian languages are now two big differences.
And anyway, why are you so long to torment the long-suffering people? Ukrainians, of course, wanted to keep Petliura and hang on the pillars of Bandera. But isn't that the good life they honor the warriors, not sages? You gave them torn years 350 years in a row! The Jews twenty centuries wandering the world, preserving and multiplying the wisdom to find the Homeland of their fathers state. And immediately half the world wanted them to stop. So on Hiba's you prevent making the same Ukrainians, once they finally wised up to become free? Let your Russian now envy in silence.
You're already sweating from the stories, sho we got solid the Nazis seized the prisoner by the fraternal Ukrainian people. For the Ukrainian people so I will say but little. How could Celia to know for all the people!?
On account of the Nazis you right.
We here have not seen until you showed up. Especially after the return of Crimea to their harbour.
It was the new tenant of the old Fira, which did not want to leave with the kids in Israel, Bo wanted to live in Odessa. Hear – live in Odessa, not to die in Russia! This Crimean Tatar Osman. He escaped from Simferopol and immediately joined the Nazis after the Homeland of his ancestors came some reginae top hamley and exhaled fumes: "This is our land, fuck". The grandfather of Osman, which he never saw, 67 years ago died in the Kazakh link. Once in 44th with him already fought the fascists. Osman decided that still wants to see his grandson and so gave up his home, studies are now here at the Institute, and from fascism only moonlights as a delicious pasties on Tairovo, treating them Sunday children around the yard. And this is exactly the Tatar, who better than your uninvited guests in tattoos and with whips.
If that was the second fascist, became the first Chechen Adam from the third floor. A young doctor who lives with his mother after moving out of Katyr-Yurt. He was seized in the 1990s the hospital in Budennovsk. But his father, the village teacher, was not a terrorist squad Khattab, and never took up arms. The only merit of Adam in the service of world fascism was that almost all his relatives – his father, grandmother, two sisters and little brother infant died in his house during the missile and bomb attack polite Russian aviation. During the restoration of constitutional order, in the winter of 2000. Don't know what this technician may interfere with your fight against the junta, but he still has explicitly stated – if you will send him at the head of his plane, he will go to war for Ukraine.
Behind these two in the Nazis threw the crowd and the rest.
Especially our white-haired Greek with Christopher Gradonachalnitskay, which itself Lenya, visiting on the importation, ordered the fresh flounder. The old fisherman a year ago expect from life only good fishing and even a little bit jealous of your own brother, that of Sartana near Mariupol, the same silver-haired Greek Constantine. He naively believed in your "Russian spring". Began to wait for your personal visit to him on fresh goat cheese and red young. And Schaub you riding the Siberian crane.
The first time the Siberian crane arrived without you, but with a bomb in October 2014 and was killed in the Sartan couple of people. But you finally broke Constantine patience, when the second time came with the Siberian crane "hail" in February him right into the house and burned half. Since then, both the Greek and waiting, Schaub is your "Russian spring" though would never come. Curse together the moment when accidentally thought well for you. Now Christopher fishing opposite the 12th station of the Fountain, dry it in the Taranaki and sends her brother. Bo the grief even ceased to love goat cheese and red young. And the second half of the fish that they sell from the market, passes through volunteers money to the Nazis of the Right sector".
If these people become Nazis, as I can't to call them indigenous inhabitants of Odessa in the second generation uncle Kolya with his entire family of five souls from the street Spiridonovskii that every year, on a November evening light on the sill of a thick candle. Remembering half of their ancestors, the descendants of Sloboda Cossacks that have not survived the winter of 1933 in Lyubotin at Kharkov. Because of hunger, sho made them fraternal Russian Bolsheviks. And those that survived, boarded the train and managed to get to Odessa, survived and took root. Since everybody don't like neither the Bolsheviks nor your Russian.
What to say for a young Valya, son of Olga Pavlovna, our Golden boy over the wall, of Odessa in the fifth generation, with a cross around his neck could agree on a mutual deal even with the Rabbi in the midst of the Sabbath. Who before last year swagger bandits that were put on your Odessa Rostov grunt Yanukovych, pressed a restaurant and whole grain Commerce. Before Valia is not only satisfying to eat, but honestly fed 50 families of its employees. Now he only feeds his mother that fell after this health, stomps thresholds in the courts and go berserk on the former power. And you there. Here you won't want to, so becomes a fascist. And begin to dress in the vision the team of Marines that protects our city from your green men.
Well, in the last Nazis signed up on Skype old josja - Joseph Davydovich that long warm their bones in Haifa shore of another sea.
70 years ago, he as much as 3 years pimply youths were caught on the front of their two fragments. The first is near Kiev, the second – near kraków. He saved the life of Poltava crest Klimenko, stretching out from the fire. The cost of his. Probably to then josja, working engineer, and even the chief designer on one funny mailbox, could listen in the back not in Odessa and in Kiev, and in Moscow Ministerial corridors for Jewish face, sho came with the one-hundred first kilometer. So old Joseph stared with us on these maidans in Ukraine and did not understand why this chaloupes. But when I saw that among the Nazis did a lot of decent people, especially gusmanov, Tinbergen, thisalso, Roitburd and especially Kira with Misha, we feel with them is the dream of all his life. When he heard you, Mr President, the words that the Victory over Hitler, the USSR could win without Ukrainians (sho here to speak for our tribe), we asked you to tell sho to step foot in the TV broadcast of this festival, in which your closest allies dropped Mongolia, Zimbabwe and North Korea. So the ranks of the Odessa iodobenzylamine added veteran of the Israeli military.
And after all, you sho, Mr President, did to Nadia Savchenko, not only these people but all Odessa doesn't want to go with you on one globe.
And after all, you sho, Mr President, did to Nadia Savchenko, not only these people but all Odessa doesn't want to go with you on one globe.
One widow of a former investigator captain Evdokimova mutters discontentedly on the fennel that came out over a year throughout Odessa, like young grass shoots after ryasno warm rain. Recalls for the Soviets and put your picture in a frame on the mirror. But when Celia took her for a hostel lawyers on assumption and showed all the Windows in the rally-Blakytny flags, even this non-commissioned officer's widow, it became clear that your song again for the USSR sounds like a hymn impotent.
Under the Communists we were afraid to live in poverty. When Nezalezhnoy we finally become afraid to live richly. Now I am afraid that you will come to save us from both.
Looking at how you saved the Donbass, Odessa has the acceleration, I can get the same gembel on your tushie. For the same money.
We need it!?
Some shlimazl you heated the ears of their propaganda about the great of Russia, took fashion every week to blow up the attacks!
If in Odessa until they blow up only at home, then in Kharkov already living people. And Celia has a sense of who they are together with you after that, if not a bastard? Or!
Celia can't say for Kharkov, but in Odessa exactly the same – after each explosion the number of Nazis is growing simply by leaps and bounds.
It you want!?
And then again you don't get tired to call us in the "Russian world"?
Odessa is always ready to remember for Russian world de Ribas. To thank the Russian architect de Vollan. Take my hat off to the Russian Governor, the Duke de Richelieu. And together with them to remember the era of Russian Catherine. Even she too sighed heavily on stallions. Including bipeds. Odessa has restored a monument to her is not due to the fact that she destroyed the Cossack Sich, but because the city is able to remember a different history.
Odessa is always happy to greet guests and take their prodigal children who went to look for a piece of happiness. Who in America, who is in Moscow. We'll listen to the songs of Larissa. Laugh at jokes Nonna, Jura, rum, Misha and many others, allowing them to take the laughter to other countries and cities. Odessa sincerely remember the Glory that was pulled off here 10 best films. Thanking for this, again laugh at how it all these years oppressed Odessa Banderites. But for this, no need to send us machines with criminals, tanks with Kadyrov's killers and bomb with the humanitarian convoy. When you suggest to live in this new Russia, whether directly in such Russia, we are already so still, sho just no both times.
Appeared Odessa thanks to Russia, not Ukraine. Has built up and walked in life. But 200 years ago, Odessa repay Russia for good, really lifting it from his knees through the main black sea port. Fabulously enriching the Treasury. Even leaving himself a little in your pocket. But the destinies of countries, as well as the fate of people who are written in heaven. And so today, Odessa is the pearl of Ukraine. She, too, will raise. Volodya, do not consider yourself equal to God, Schaub to change his plans.
You have done such a noisy armiger, so we rushed to overthrow the Kiev junta? For Schaub to repeat the fate of released your "Russian world" Donbass? Abkhazia? Transnistria? South Ossetia? Fled. As much as two times.
And stop grab-ass with your dirty hands of those who burnt down on 2 may. It burned not "heroes of Novorossiya". And not "jackets". The burned children of Odessa, which have seen little of life. They fell for your sweet words, which are hatred, chauvinism and death. You took their lives, to justify more killings. A year later all Odessa will cry together over those victims. Because no longer wants new.
Odessa had once seduced the builders of the Petrograd Soviet Union. Odessa was punched in the face by the Orthodox Russian black hundreds first and brazen KGB then. Odessa was blowing up Nazis. Odessa was forbidden to open the window to Europe, zakonopacheny it under the iron curtain of the Soviet world". It didn't end well. For lavish promises worked Odessa hurt. Don't make Odessa hurt. Especially, don't make her nerves.
Better try not to throw litter by litter, don't piss in the hallways and lift, finally, in Russia the prices for vodka. Sober will ask you many questions and without Odessa.
Dear Vladimir Vladimirovich, I wish you were healthy!
Odessa always good to see you! Especially laying in the ground. So make us the holiday and it's an Amazin. Can The Kremlin.
We promise to cry about you for a whole week, but with music and dancing.
Didn't want to upset you, but the Ukrainian Odessa all will be well.
Our brush with you.
Oil painting.
Without respect, but sincerely,
a little old inhabitant of Odessa
Tsilya Zingelschuher.
