No one wondered why reforms in Ukraine did not begin with mass executions of corrupt officials and “enemies of Ukraine” and with the creation from scratch of the police and the foreign customs? And why 2016 Ukraine declared the year of English? And here's my London friend Hector knows. What I was told during the use of the new Rums out at your favorite eatery (fashion bar).
The first part of the puzzle.
There is a country called Taiwan. And on this island has its own police. And somehow it so happened that in 1999 brought this Hector back to work. He worked for a large Japanese Corporation in their fifty-storey office on the second floor. I mean he was relatively speaking a sort of a designer at the computer, which it is not clear how there stuck in the circumstances. Why Hector ducked out of Britain at the time, he modestly silent, hinting only that “trouble with the police”. But that's not the point. In the company besides him was another Briton, whose name was Harold. And whether that's longing for the homeland, whether because of the endless monsoon rains Harold and Hector in the evening, according to the tradition of Japanese management was drunk as a goat in one of the local bars. And Hector sometimes even managed in the pouring rain to go home, and sometimes to bring Harold. The benefit during heavy rains, the police rarely stopped anyone for no reason, and Hector considered myself a good driver.
But once Hector and Harold in anguish so pissed in the capital of the independent Chinese States Taipei, fell asleep at the wheel on the prospectus and on its last legs Hector managed taxied by car to the Central flowerbed. Then both the Englishman fell out of the car under the tropical night shower and fell asleep. The first person I saw Hector, opening his eyes were two Taiwanese police officers, one of whom was holding an umbrella over him, and the second asked an innocent question to the Englishman – “who are you?”. Hector, mom taught in unclear situations to answer a question with a question asked – “where am I?”.
Of course, when in the flower bed in the center of Taipei was discovered the car with the door open, near which lay two dead bodies, she attracted the attention of a police patrol. Finding two Europeans, the police some time vainly tried to whip them into shape. Yes, they thought that maybe these white people drunk, but ill torrential rain did not give a chance to them to test for alcohol. In addition, they could not identify the identity of the Europeans on the spot (in the pockets of the Taiwanese police decided not to fumble, especially foreigners). Had to make a request for the plate number and wait, motionless bodies covered from the rain by the police with umbrellas. So these police officers and found Hector, standing over him under umbrellas in raincoats.
After a few minutes it became clear that Harold and Hector are working in the island's largest Japanese corporations. Further, police officers, discovering that both the Englishman came to his senses, asked – if they need any help. Hector admitted that he would like to be helped to get home. However, he said that he feels much better.
Police, plunging the British in the back seat of their car, delivered slightly sober soaked the dumpster home to Hector, where parked their car and ran to the door, and there's Hector told the police that “I'll take it, guys.” Well the police, shrugging his shoulders left private property, however, has prepared a report that they were found under mysterious circumstances two Englishmen, whom they brought home under a torrential tropical downpour. Report this police sent... no not in the Embassy, and to the management of Japanese corporations, allowing two days to Hector from heaven in his closet went down by the head of mission Mr. Shoichi. All he did was slap on the shoulder Hector, asked how he was doing. Making sure that with Hector all is well, the CEO called a meeting with the Board of Directors, on the question of what to do with Hector.
The agenda was simple. No, its not going to be fired, because the report didn't say he was drunk, and especially according to police did not violate any rules. Mr. Shoichi began by saying that in his view Hector lonely in Taipei, because of other friends-the English he only Harold, the same patient on hoovu misanthrope. So you need to help Hector, so it was not so sad in a Corporation, otherwise it may affect its performance. But how to help him? To raise wages? But it's not fair to the other employees who work for the benefit of the Corporation not less than he. To go on vacation? But it is far from release, and it's time to hot. In General, decided to do so to sell him a new jeep that was on the company's balance sheet, but for a third the cost. And Hector began to dissect from Saturday the bar is now on the new car.
The second part of the puzzle.
“You know, Vit. I custom never saw never saw her and all of our logistics Department.” he informed me, lowering his beer glass on the bar. “They are just firm, all rastamozhivaem. For thirty minutes. Moreover, if the goods are delayed for several hours, their fine.” According to Hector for two years in a Japanese company, their goods were detained never more than one or two hours. And always received an apology and explanation. Employees never (!) didn't go to customs and have never seen employees that had cleared their goods. Throughout the history of the works of Hector no cargo was not that damaged, but “it seems not even opened, said Hector, bulkow beer”. Now Hector, who rose to the Top in Britain, recalls this period at the turn of the century with undisguised enthusiasm.
The third part of the puzzle.
I spent some time studying this map, which is below. It is very entertaining. Green highlighted countries that produce 73% of global GDP. They are home to 14% of the population. The remaining 86% of people produce only 27% of world income. Red lines – barriers separating them from the rest of the world. It's everything you need to know about the modern global economy, not delving into any kind of “Forex” and “rotchild”.
The point here is this. Despite the fact that the “Golden billion” is somehow separated from the “rebellious Zulu”, the Sheriff need something to trade with the Indians. For example they are very fond of beads and fire water. And here can supply the balalaika and wood pellets with boots. This requires a small transit countries for goods and services, is being moved to the appropriate business. And the bigger the country, the more the supply chain. This ports, airports, offshore banks, pipelines. And then chin-UPS and high-tech industries.
That's somewhere near the red barrier on the border with Slovakia and Hungary is Ukraine. And in the Yellow sea, near the green with Japan is Taiwan. In these two countries already have a very friendly and responsible police officers. Soon will follow the custom. The Americans and the British will train the army. Then build an effective banking system, let all the major transport and logistics company. Remove the moratorium on land sales. This is the future of Ukraine. So – teach the English language, Ukrainians, because the coming of Hectares and Haroldo not far off. By the way, as the project “Intermarium”, preventing access to Europe from the Baltic to the snake island. But a few years still need to work.
Victor Shevchuk. Russian Jew.
Source: http://rusjev.net/
