"Rising from knees" makes one victory after another.

After successful creation of Novorossiya cremated on the graves of the Pskov paratroopers in Rasen sitelevitra, strategists in the Kremlin were engaged in world politics, plunging headlong into the war on the side of absolute minority, along the way, quarreled with Turkey and all the Arab sheikhs. The last victory, is “the Great Krechinsky Bridge” pile in which to score the subsequent five years, together with a strip along the bottom of the electric cable. Yes, in General, the pile end of it.

Let's start with the fact that Russia has never controlled any sea Straits. There is really one between Sakhalin and Primorye, though nobody wants it.

But a little bit of our modern history. It was assumed that the impromptu occupation of Crimea by rashist will be rewarded with applause not only its own population but for the world community, regularly bribes which were paid in the form of support of different “eurosocialists” and “neo-nationalists” in the form of Les-Pins. In addition, the EU fed “important” economic arrangements, and gas supplied. And Ukraine had to fall apart if not the next day, same week. “And if Holy will obnagleli, grab all the coast from Romania to Rostov” – thinking in the Kremlin.

However, Ukraine after a lot of effort, collected militia and volunteers were able to first stop the aggression, and then, winning time negotiations to restore the army, defense industry and transplanted in the amount of about 10,000 separatists in the comfortable prison. For example, if in 2015 you could hold up to 16 pairs of aircraft to intercept, now about 30. Well, the price on the tanks – if previously on how is the front we put up to 500 units of anti-tank weapons, now more than 1000. And negotiations began on the “freezing of the conflict”, which Russia repeatedly losing small pieces of the pie.

And it would seem that the issue of Crimea was completely forgotten, because “Ukrainians will still us to feed and give water and light, and if not, then we have them there all gonna blow” and “Obama impotent, he will not give javelins”. However, the situation with the fall of 2015 has changed dramatically. If in the spring attended a real danger that the Russian troops in case of total blockages can break through to the mainland and capture not only the Crimean channel, but the remote Energodar, which is a nuclear power plant, now such there is no danger. Ukraine in the southern direction has strengthened the defence and now the “unknown Ukrainian patriots” began to methodically demolish electricity pylons in the Crimea. It is on the eve of the winter period. It after food blockade of the Crimea, which resulted in the prices for separate kinds of products in the Crimea jumped by half.

The second trouble appeared as if the occupants also “suddenly” disappeared water. Not just disappeared from Crimean canal – from there it disappeared for a long time. Now she's gone and from the largest Crimean reservoir. More precisely it just sucked the occupation authorities over the summer period, trying to ensure at least some water urban infrastructure of the Crimea. And from wells with autumn began to climb already saline water – fresh water left. In General collapse.

Realizing that the light in the Crimea for the winter is likely to put out, the Kremlin ordered “something to do”. Against this background, an emergency methods now constructed some sort of supply to Crimea through the underwater cable because how to get a power line to Crimea nowhere in principle – through the Strait will not work – if “suddenly” will break it's not always clear how to repair for example standing on the ice. Yes and hanging on several miles of wire on poles a depth of 15 meters – such technologies in Russia has never been there, it's not Japan, then the sandals. However, with cable I would disappoint the fans “kriminala” – his conduct of the Russian military, who also get their electricity from Ukraine. My Crimean friends, lovers link-up play, in principle, Russia can not in the near future to fully nourish the Crimea electricity. And water she can't feed the full Crimea and in the long term.

In a common tomb in the past year “crimnal” will serve “great Kerch bridge” which was as yet known only that on Taman somewhere out there score some piles. I hasten to assure Teletubbies from the Northern territories, these piles are on TV score for Teletubbies. There will be no bridge for the foreseeable future in the Crimea. It's like the turning of rivers from Siberia to the foothills of the Pamir, in order to save the expelling of the Aral sea.

The fact that Putin's Russia has not yet built a bridge spans across the Straits. Rather not only in Putin's the USSR never built. There is also need to pave 19 kilometers of the bridge sufficiently for the passage of ships altitude with the depth of placement of the supports within 15 meters (this is the depth of the Strait). But it's not even most importantly – money for the Olympics was found. You can bury another 50-100 billion and still cut a window in the Crimea (who will only agree to fight) in 10 years. Another thing is that all the projects for bridges over the Straits coordinated at the international level with all countries interested in shipping in the area. And now the impossible question – who's in the area interested in shipping? That's right – two countries with which Russia fought a fully – Ukraine and Turkey. And if Russia will try without the permission of these countries to build a bridge across the Strait, nearly one hundred percent probability that Turkey after a fun-filled history with the “Turkish flow” and the Kremlin's intervention in Syria just close to all Russian ships of the Bosphorus.

This ends the story of “the Great Kerch Bridge” for Northern Teletubbies, and begins the story on the re-capture of the Winter Palace. Under this provisional name refers to the residence of Putin and his friends. The fact that all the latest mnogohodovki of the Kremlin have led to the opposite result. Well, for example – NATO troops are now regularly placed in Ukraine and train Ukrainian army. The Crimea is a cornucopia received a concentration camp. Fans of separatism in the “Orthodoxe” gradually eat each other and fixing factories on scrap metal (in addition to prudently protected ahmetovsky with foreign capital). In Syria Putin has received a smart Alliance with ISIS and Iran in the compartment against all the Gulf Arabs, Turkey and the 1.4 billion Sunnis. The economy in us dollar terms would be collapsed in Russia in 2 (!) times.

It should be noted that the psyche of homo primitivus , or standard Teletubbies, it is the same everywhere, whether it is selling Ukrainian vote for buckwheat, which he himself raised, or Rukia from the Northern territories. A fairy by definition does not tolerate vacuum, because the vacuum, is the fear for him. Well, the fears of the Teletubbies cause unmotivated aggression. And even now, being inside a closed sphere of propaganda of the Kremlin, a fairy subconsciously realize that all of mnogohodovok “rising” somehow included in the basin one after the other. And always in the structure of house of cards, which falls instantly in which case, there is such a subtle critical point. Well, for example, the Teletubbies long and tedious to explain that the failure of the Kremlin's “Novorossiya” is actually a victory for Putin, and they will eat. Or that “sanctions we grow stronger” – this is like the entire apparatus of the Ministry of truth works, that already the smoke flies, polishing the brains of aborigines. But that's the point that the bridge in the Crimea was a fiction, and the entire Crimea, the propaganda has not taught, and continues methodically to drive piles that will never be built and nobody wants. It is this “small hitch” in conjunction with the reconstruction of the desert in the Crimea, will be the straw who the fuck would blow the back of Kremlin leaders. Because at one point the chain will break the Crimeans who will scream “where's the bridge” and the Teletubbies “where is the Crimea”, and when they come together, and in Russia by that point the economy will collapse in monetary terms, even in 2 times, will start the second storming of the Winter Palace. Well, there and reparations for the Crimea, and still his return. That's why I've chosen the route of “potline” to prolong the agony a little longer.

After reading all the above, most sane from Teletubbies of course will realize that in General in this scenario, the capture of the Winter inevitably, because of the market need to respond not only to the “international arena”, but also within his own feudal state. Because serfs, though stupid, but subconsciously I guess, that if once a year to lose 50% of the salary due to the Crimean and Syrian desert treks, the food will end sometime in 2017. And then there is someone? Someone known, someone who in the Kremlin. Anyway, Bon appetit.

With greetings from London.

Victor Shevchuk. Russian Jewish.

Source: http://rusjev.net/

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