A little morning news.

1. The results of the elections are beginning to act more actively. The situation begins to clear. For comparison, the Zhytomyr regional Council in 2010 PR took 37% of the seats, and now 9%. In Kherson regional Council PR took 69% of votes, and now 15%. Etc. the Zhebrivsky predicts that 2/3 of the settlements of Donetsk region the majority of local councils will be formed without the participation of Poblocka. Here is such a "revenge of the old regime," yeah.

2. Russia still can't believe that the Horn Akhmetov and his ghouls suck at everything. Surkov can not be folded in the head of any press release on the results of elections in Ukraine and to give his Peskov to read aloud and with expression, so instead of the official Kremlin commented on the election of co-chair regional guards emigration, the apologist of Ukrainian literature Mykola Azarov. In a strange room, amid the old and empty office furniture, confused Azarov said timidly – awful elections, many violations. And that's it.

3. Meanwhile the OSCE, the Council of Europe and the United States gave a positive assessment of the election process in Ukraine.

4. Lovenduski leaders looked at our picks and wanted the same myself. Flags with the eagle-mutant music from Soviet films and scones with jam and powdered sugar at the polls is so desirable for Luganda that again there appeared a Carpenter began to gush forth brilliant ideas. Chief legenditem sure (only do not laugh) that Ukraine should hold elections on October 25, according to the law, which previously had to negotiate with the militants. Huh? What? And now in Luganda will write his law in accordance with OSCE standards and will conduct its elections monitored by the ODIHR/OSCE. When the OSCE Secretary General Lamberto Zannier showed the video of Carpenter's statement, he puzzled asked: "Why a man with the face of a security guard in the market uses in their the incoherent sentences abbreviation of our organization?".

5. The US has promised to give us another 1 billion financial assistance. The conditions are the same – reform, anti-corruption Bureau, and then money.

Russia today/Russia goodbye

1. The free Syrian army was involved in the political process trolling the Russian Federation. After tough statements addressed to Russia, the leaders of the Syrian rebels a little softened the rhetoric and stated that they are ready for talks with Russia, but as soon as they stop bombing their positions and civilians. In other words, the Western allies advised the Syrians to make an unexpected move and engage in the negotiation process, which Russia, though declared, but in fact didn't want.

2. The Russian Foreign Ministry's response to this unexpected response, the leaders of the Free Syrian army was so stupid that she probably will enter the textbooks of diplomacy. Will demonstrate in the chronology:

Lavrov: We want to help the Free Syrian army in the fight against ISIL, but we don't know how this free army find. Let them tell us where their headquarters and base.
The rebels are the children of a Jackal and the goat, we will never speak with those who are bombing us.
Lavrov: Well how so? We wanted to help them, and they refused to make contact and we have no idea where to find them and how to negotiate with them.
Rebel: all Right, if you stop to bomb us, we are ready to negotiate.
Deputy Lavrov: we are already with you negotiating. With a long time. And where in Moscow.
Rebels: – no us in Moscow. And with whom were you saying?
Deputy Lavrov: (real quote) "Someone comes, someone goes, they all say that they are the representatives of the Free Syrian army".
Curtain!

3. The defense Ministry made an official statement on the murder Syrian civilians. In a press release Shoigu on one white A4 sheet with included Caps was written "visegradi" in one word with a small letter (C).

4. By the way, the defense Ministry decided to outdo the foreign Ministry of the Russian Federation according to the degree of idiocy. The defense Ministry appealed to the world's media to give them the coordinates of the exact location of the ISIS. And here as if by themselves, two questions arise: 1 – what you don't fit the cards that Jimmy Carter passed a week ago? And 2 – what about you 935 goals of ISIL is destroyed, if I don't know where ISIS is?

5. Lavrov said the talks with the Saudis and the US on the Syrian issue. He said that elections in Syria were discussed. But it's weird. While the statements of Lavrov in the media appeared information about the fact that Germany do not accept Assad in Syria, not to mention elections, and in France October 27, will host an international conference with participation of Ministers of foreign Affairs regarding the settlement of the conflict in Syria, but without the Russian delegation. The United States stated that these negotiations must include Iran. Here and so Russia quickly found a replacement.

6. Well, mnogohodovok! The European Commission announced the search for a replacement for Russian gas, and demanded that Russia respect for Europe. Europeans do not want to be hostages of another gas war and will create an energy Union to increase competition in the energy market. Meanwhile, Goldman Sachs predicts a drop in oil prices in connection with almost overflowed the storage tanks in the world, and the Ministry of economic development warned of a reduction in the share of Russia in world oil production.

7. To fill the budget affected by the decrease in the prices of oil and gas in Russia will struggle against illegal alcohol. The logic is simple – reduce the amount of illegal alcohol on the market – will improve the collection of excise taxes. Therefore, the head Rosalkogolregulirovaniya Igor Chuyan turned to the world's media with a request to provide him with the coordinates of exact locations of places of sale of a hawthorn. Igor Chuyan promises to forward the data to the intergalactic forces of the Russian Federation for subsequent airstrike.

And finally. The Russian Orthodox Church called chips – non-Orthodox! Remember, the Russians! Eats Prigles – will burn in hell!

Good appetite to all, the Junta!

Source: Facebook Denis Pyatigorets

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